September 27, 2005

EDUCATION CRISIS

Donald Rumsfeld is giving El Presidente his daily briefing. He concludes by saying, "And yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" Mr. Bush exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this sudden outward display of emotion, nervously watching as El Presidente sits, head in hands, almost sobbing.

Finally, he looks up and asks, "Just how many is a brazillion, anyway?"


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