GOOD NEWS:

My dear Americans, it seems El Presidente is an "avid reader". How wonderful. What a relief. Not only that, but it seems he is also a history buff (just read the article, will you?)...

Does any of his reading include a world atlas (a little difficult to be a history buff without some basic geography knowledge, no?), or a dictionary, or just plain good old literature though? He could certainly use it. Or a good grammar/syntax book to help him with verbs and pronouns agreement...? You know, something substantial. Something with lots of words, hopefully. Not only illustrations and colorful charts.

Sorry - couldn't resist.